BA or Not BA
BA | NOT BA |
Traceability matrix | Slavishly make this |
Functional decomposition | Dump on free thinking positions |
SWOT | SWAT |
Balanced scorecards | Biased scarecrows |
Verify requirements | Vilify requirements |
Active listening | Passively missing meeting |
Clarity, completeness, coherence, concision | Confusion, carveouts, crazy, carrying on & on &… |
Prioritization | Riot promulgation |
Enterprise architecture | Architect renter prizes |
Decision analysis | Revision paralysis |
Agile methodology | Methodological fragility |
Measured outcomes | Declarations of victory |
Brainstorms | Stormdrains |
You found the error | You didn’t find the error |
Thanks for reading, and be sure to use your comments (BA) not your fists (not BA), below 🙂