BA or Not BA

BA	NOT BA
Traceability matrix	Slavishly make this
Functional decomposition	Dump on free thinking positions
SWOT	SWAT
Balanced scorecards	Biased scarecrows
Verify requirements	Vilify requirements
Active listening	Passively missing meeting
Clarity, completeness, coherence, concision	Confusion, carveouts, crazy, carrying on & on &…
Prioritization	Riot promulgation
Enterprise architecture	Architect renter prizes
Decision analysis	Revision paralysis
Agile methodology	Methodological fragility
Measured outcomes	Declarations of victory
Brainstorms	Stormdrains
You found the error	You didn’t find the error

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