Constraint: A choice denied. E.g., “No building above high tide.” See Kerneled.
Disagreement: An informal misunderstanding adopted by all for the common good.
Emotional Intelligence: A skill allowing one to lead (or follow) lemmings off a cliff.
Feasible: As possible as the fees available for saying yes.
Fire Hose: An information dense stakeholder conversation without a mop in sight.
Generalist: Kibitzer able to interfere with anyone’s work. Formal: Business Analyst.
Gold: Maker of rules, business and otherwise. See Feasibility.
Historical Data: Inaccessible data, nostalgized in the present, then re-abandoned.
Innovation: Changes for the common good, just not for you in particular.
Justification: A rationalization increasing the feasibility in the eyes of the sponsor.
Kerneled: Screwed by the choice of operating system. See Constraint.
Laziness: Job expertise, e.g., “Their code never breaks, they lay around all day!”
Manacled: Constrained to a pier after questioning a constraint. See Constraint.
Mentor: Disturbed, e.g., “That guy is mentor – he ripped out his own dentor work.
Null: Non-zero data that is not blank, nor empty, means nothing but isn’t. Got IT?
Odiferous: Just a funny word. Stakeholder, on system delivery: “Oh dis for us?”
Prescience: Proceeding without science.
Quixotic: Quality useful to Quality Assurance.
Regulator: Stakeholder in writing worth reading.
Supercomputer: The one you don’t have.
TANSTAAFL: There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch. Who knows the origin?
Understanding: A goal pursued when neither consensus nor disagreement will do.
Vocative: A word only a grammar could love. Kudos to anyone who explains it
Wise Guy: See X-pert. Also manacled.
X-pert: An unemployed self-employed consultant.
Zero: Not null, nor nothing, yet naught. Got IT?
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